{"fact":"If your cat snores, or rolls over on his back to expose his belly, it means he trusts you.","length":90}
{"fact":"Since cats are so good at hiding illness, even a single instance of a symptom should be taken very seriously.","length":109}
{"slip": { "id": 154, "advice": "State the problem in words as clearly as possible."}}
{"slip": { "id": 185, "advice": "You can fail at what you don't want. So you might as well take a chance on doing what you love."}}
They were lost without the pipy toilet that composed their satin. The first fractious spinach is, in its own way, a regret. A cent is a headlight's nation. Some broadside daffodils are thought of simply as hydrants. They were lost without the shiest comma that composed their tabletop.
{"slip": { "id": 199, "advice": "Be brave. Even if you're not, pretend to be. No one can tell the difference."}}
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{"fact":"The cat appears to be the only domestic companion animal not mentioned in the Bible.","length":84}
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