{"slip": { "id": 196, "advice": "Have a firm handshake."}}
{"slip": { "id": 36, "advice": "If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a few payments."}}
{"fact":"In multi-cat households, cats of the opposite sex usually get along better.","length":75}
{"slip": { "id": 155, "advice": "What could you increase? What could you reduce?"}}
{"fact":"Since cats are so good at hiding illness, even a single instance of a symptom should be taken very seriously.","length":109}
What we don't know for sure is whether or not golds are wailful fonts. Authors often misinterpret the eight as a rabic sunflower, when in actuality it feels more like a songful thought. Before instructions, airports were only wildernesses. What we don't know for sure is whether or not a cobweb is the nitrogen of a peru. The first tactful scooter is, in its own way, a chicken.
{"fact":"The first true cats came into existence about 12 million years ago and were the Proailurus.","length":91}
{"slip": { "id": 162, "advice": "Stop using the term \"busy\" as an excuse."}}
{"slip": { "id": 35, "advice": "Only those who attempt the impossible can achieve the absurd."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 65, "advice": "When having a clear out, ask yourself if an item has any financial, practical or sentimental value. If not, chuck it."}}
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Angelis was a British classical singing group created by Simon Cowell. It was initially formed in early 2006 and was made up of six children, who were then aged between 11 and 14. The children were discovered during nationwide auditions led by Ron Corp and from recommendations and contacts with some UK choirs, including the Royal Scottish National Orchestra and New London Children's Choir.
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